sdey bai

puase tym dulu2....

sbut pasal puase,tringat la plak zaman ak zaman ambang remaja dulu, dari budak yang puase pnuh dri thun 1 dah jadi smakin kiut dan pandai wat fatwa sendiri,...kene lak ad sith acu,pak cik ak yang pling mude,,,,die lah mahaguru ak dalm silibus amek mc sendiri tym bulan ramadah ni....

nak jadi cerite...pak cik ak nie ajak kuar .....kate nye tmann die jumpe mmbr...ak follow la,dari wat pekare laghar tym bulan puase nie...kn dah x berkat puase...ak pown kuar ngan die naik kete waja....die benti kat dpan kdai motor...ingat nak bli pape la mmbr die kirim....tp di pass by je kdai motor 2...pas2 die bdiri tepi kdai tutup.."ooo pangil mmbr die kat sini kot" kate hati suci ak tym 2..tym 2 la...

pas2 die wat gaye ayu ketuk pintu tepi kdai 2...punye la slow ktuk....tp peke la plak mmbr die dalam 2..pas2 die hilang 2mnit...ak dah sdih dah bab x ajak ak masuk skali...ak ingat die main guli ke,jntik2 ke,yoyo ke kat dalam 2..tup2 kuar bawak plastic bag itam....ak dah ingat mercunn dah tuk malam nie...hati dah ske tp kkal kan muke keciwe bab x ajak masuk skali...

bile die bkak pintu....perg.....bau masak lmak cili api....pundek nye pak sedare...btambah keciwe abg....cek2 nasib baik bli 2 bungkus....ak pown kuar kete..pucing keliling kete sampi 2 marhalah,masuk kete blik,,,,,dapat status musafir...skati bapak ak je wat fatwa sendiri...

pastu die bwak kete g atas bukit kat dekat area2 2 gak...pergh lalu pak guard...
ak dah goyang 60Mhz dah..klu bkak tingkap nie kompem bau nasi nie sampai kat lobang idong pak guard 2...tp malaun nie slambe je bkak tingkap....ak lg sket nak tkencing dah...
'dorg mane' pk cik ak tnye guard 2....la..mmbr die rupe nye....kitorg pown naik atas,,,,ermmm ad ramai lg kat atas 2...dah mmg cam sarang dah tepi bukit 2....

perg makan kat situ best dowh....nasi panas kene lak angis spoi2 bahase jpon....view die x yah cite lah,,,'A' gler....nmpak kl...mmg x ingat dah ape cikgu skolah agame ak ajar dulu....
perangai2.....

tp 2 dulu la,,,,,,skang dah digilap oleh mara....hahahahah

fz lab report

ari nie ak kene siap kan 2 lab report fz...klu ak tau ap yang ak kene wat xpe....
ni habok pown x tau...pas2 kene anta esok...
tahniah...

sis ku fly k usa.....

ari nie akak aku dah fly g us...
study biotech....
ak stil kat msia....
dlu dapat ofer tolak mntah2....
konon2 tgu spm nye rsult n aply mara...
smangat stia mara la plak.......
kantoi bi ape xleh apply...
adui...

blek pd topik...
so kire nye kurang sorg tym raye nie....
td sipi2 nak nangis....
then trus cover ngan lawak sengal....
malu la ngis dpan org....
ak bkan lah supermn...aaaaku juga bisa nagis....
hahahahahaa
pemukaan ai nampak je tenang...
dasar sape tau....
tp td mmg sdih la,,,,
xtipu doh....
mmg klu di wat mod lbeh sket je kecow klia 2....
adui....

pepehal...
i mis u sis

test fz.....

kali nie smpat sampai.....
bab test malam bley citer malam lak....
kene lak minum air tah sape2 tah....
shubhah la hukum nye....
dah glap ati dkat 20minit tym test 2.....
skali lagi prob....
justru g la main fusal pas test 2 lpas kn stres.....
trun2 trus main x warm up...
ditambah kene lutut ngan bro opnt...
dah trejal 1 malm......

test chem.........

tau nak test x redy awal2.....
pastu kene stay up nk cover smue bab,,,,
giler ke ape,,,,
pas2 konon 2 nak rest la....baring plak....
tau2 dah pkul 9....
test pkul 9.15....
tahniah.....
smpai dk dah kul 9.40....
jawpan nye mcam da plash la ak jwb...
kecow2....
rase result dah leh agak dah....
adui......

Facts You Didn't Know About Your Body

Our body is capable of producing aspirin

Eating fruits and vegetable may help the human body make its own aspirin. Findings from the Journal of Agriculture and Food Chemistry indicate that study participants who received benzoic acid, a natural substance in fruits and vegetables, could make their own salicylic acid, the key component that gives aspirin its anti-inflammatory and pain-relieving properties.

Taking a nap at work is good for your boss

A 20-minute nap can improve your overall alertness, boost your mood, and increase productivity. William Anthony, co-author of The Art of Napping at Work (Larson Publications, 1999), says the post-nap boost can last for several hours. In addition, your heart may reap benefits from napping. In a six-year study of Greek adults, researchers found that that men who took naps at least three times a week had a 37 percent lower risk of heart-related death.

Ejaculation may cause men to sneeze

Some men experience pain, headaches, or sneezing as a result of ejaculation. The increased activity in the nervous system during orgasm may be the culprit in triggering headaches. A possible explanation for the sneezing is that in the brain, the center for orgasms is close to the centers for yawning and sneezing.

Every person has a unique tongue print

Just like fingerprints. The tongue is a unique organ in that it can be stuck out of mouth for inspection, and yet it is otherwise well protected in the mouth and is difficult to forge. The tongue also presents both geometric shape information and physiological texture information which are potentially useful in identity verification applications.

White skin has evolved over time

It seems we were all black ones (consistent with evolutionary fact of first humans in Africa). White skin was a result of humans moving away from the equator. Also all skin, without coloring, would appear creamy white. Near-surface blood vessels add a blush of red. A yellow pigment also tints the canvas. Lastly, sepia-toned melanin, created in response to ultraviolet rays, appears black in large amounts. These four hues mix in different proportions to create the skin colors of all the peoples of Earth.

The foot is home to the body's thickest area of skin

The skin on the palms and the soles of the feet is 4 mm thick and the thickest skin in the body, the heel portions of the feet being the thickest portions. It's also got the most sweat glands than in any other area.

The appendix isn't as useless as you think

Long denigrated as vestigial or useless, the appendix actually has a reason to be – as a “safe house” for the beneficial bacteria living in the human gut. The beneficial bacteria in the appendix that aid digestion can ride out a bout of diarrhea that completely evacuates the intestines and emerge afterwards to repopulate the gut.

The body is taller in the morning than in the evening

The body is taller in the morning than in the evening. You might want to schedule that basketball game for first thing in the morning. That's because our bodies are on average about half an inch taller in the morning, thanks to excess fluid between our discs, which is replenished while we sleep. As the day goes on, and our bodies undergo the strain of standing, the discs get compressed and the fluid seeps out, so the body loses that small bit of extra height.

Humans glow in the dark

It was revealed by ultra-sensitive cameras that our bodies emit tiny amounts of light that are too weak for the human eye to detect. Amazing pictures of "glittering" human bodies were released by Japanese scientists who have captured the first ever images of human "bioluminescence". Although it has been known for many years that all living creatures produce a small amount of light as a result of chemical reactions within their cells, this is the first time light produced by humans has been captured on camera. Strangely, the areas that produced the brightest light did not correspond with the brightest areas on thermal images of the volunteers' bodies.

The stomach produces a new lining every 3 days to avoid digesting itself with its own acids

There's one dangerous liquid no airport security can confiscate from you: It's in your gut. Your stomach cells secrete hydrochloric acid, a corrosive compound used to treat metals in the industrial world. It can pickle steel, but mucous lining the stomach wall keeps this poisonous liquid safely in the digestive system, breaking down your lunch but not your own stomach.

Body position affects your memory

Can't remember your anniversary, hubby? Try getting down on one knee. Memories are highly embodied in our senses. A scent or sound may evoke a distant episode from one's childhood. The connections can be obvious (a bicycle bell makes you remember your old paper route) or inscrutable. A recent study helps decipher some of this embodiment. An article in the January 2007 issue of Cognition reports that episodes from your past are remembered faster and better while in a body position similar to the pose struck during the event.

Big brains cause cramped mouths

Evolution isn't perfect. If it were, we might have wings instead of wisdom teeth. Sometimes useless features stick around in a species simply because they're not doing much harm. But wisdom teeth weren't always a cash crop for oral surgeons. Long ago, they served as a useful third set of meat-mashing molars. But as our brains grew our jawbone structure changed, leaving us with expensively overcrowded mouths.

Blondes have more hair

They're said to have more fun, and they definitely have more hair. Hair color determines how dense the hair on your head is. The average human has 100,000 hair follicles, each of which is capable of producing 20 individual hairs during a person's lifetime. Blondes average 146,000 follicles while people with black hair tend to have about 110,000 follicles. Those with brown hair fit the average with 100,000 follicles and redheads have the least dense hair, with about 86,000 follicles.

The average person expels flatulence 14 times each day

It seems we pee about 16 tons of pee every year. Enough to make a wonderful family swimming pool in your back yard.

Having orgasms prevent men from prostate cancer

Two large studies, reported in 2003 and 2004, found that middle-aged men who had (or at least remember having) at least four orgasms a week throughout their 20s, 30s and 40s had a reduced risk of prostate cancer by as much as one-third. Some researchers speculate that ejaculations may clear the prostate of carcinogens.

Amazing Etch-a-Sketch Artworks

Artist George Vlosich, aka the Master of Etch-a-Sketch, has been featured in top magazines and on television shows all around the world, while his YouTube video received over 2 million views.

Since he was ten years old, George has been perfecting his talent on the Etch A Sketch. Each is an original work of art that takes 70-80 hours to create. Once finished, the piece is then preserved to stand the test of time. Every creation is uniquely different, and cannot be duplicated, with prices fetching up to $10,000 per piece!

Meet some of his finest work below, along with the famous video.












































Here's the famous video of George doing an Etch-a-Sketch drawing for the Cleveland Cavaliers basketball team:

Most Creative Anti-Smoking Campaigns

Tailpipe smoke is gross… and the same goes for the carcinogen-loaded clouds that erupt from the mouth of a cigarette smoker. An anti-smoking group equated the two by placing posters of people's faces with the cut-out mouths strategically placed at the end of tailpipes.


Trashcans on the streets warn smokers of dangers to their eye sight. Very creative and shocking, isn't it?


This is a very creative and inventive advertising to urge people to stop smokung . Placed in gyms.


Stop trafic signs in Brazil with cigarette shape.


This ad is from an anti-smoking promotion for ‘World No Tobacco Day' (May 31), and it can be found at coffee shops in Dubai, where people come to smoke!


The Peruvian League Against Cancer wants smokers to know that secondhand smoking is like unleashing a swarm of killer bees on an innocent little girl. For their anti-smoking ad campaign, they glued together 15,000 cigarette butts ONE BY ONE. Volunteers donated the butts.


"Smoke kills" says this coffin created to really make a point. You certainly can't accuse them of being wimpy or subtle about the way they are promoting their message in Anti smoking campaing with a coffin.

It is interesting the way they are engaging their target audience whilst maintaining a sense of humor about it.



In this ad part of the X-ray image is transparent allowing for the accumilated butts inside to be part of the visual. Designed by Agency Saatchi & Saatchi London.


12 meter long chemical tanker that looks like a giant cigarette was used by Cancer Research UK to highlight the toxic smoke in cigarettes.


This is a unique anti-smoking print advertisement campaign launched in Riyadh to urge people to quit smoking. The campaign has used a very innovative approach that shows far reaching negative implications of smoking. The advertisements show burning cigarettes having its ashes intact while they show what else are burning with tobacco. The campaign display that many structures and buildings are being burnt while the second ad shows people are being burnt with the cigarette. The campaign apparently aims at conveying the fact that tobacco does not only kill the smoker but people around them as well.

Weird Things you didn't know about Michael Jackson

Billie Jean was the first MTV video by a black artist

"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson was the first video by a black artist to be on air on MTV (1983).




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Michael Jackson's Oxygen Bed

For beauty purposes and to live longer, Michael Jackson used to sleep in an oxygen tent. He later donated the bed to a Californian medical centre as a therapeutic aid for burn victims.



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Michael Jackson Egyptian Sculpture

Flickr user mandalariangirl took a photo of this ancient Egyptian female sculpture picture in the Field Museum in Chicago. She speculates if Michael Jackson got some ideas for his plastic surgeries.

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Jackson's Patented Anti-Gravity Boot

Michael Jackson invented and patented special boots that allowed the wearer to lean so far forward that it seems to defy gravity. He used these for the famous "lean" in the "Smooth Criminal" music video.


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Bubble the Chimp, Michael's best friend

In 1985, a three-year-old chimpanzee named Bubbles was rescued from a Texas cancer research center by Michael Jackson. From that moment on, Bubbles went everywhere with Jackson, becoming his constant companion and purported best friend. He would even be dressed up in the same outfit as Jackson and toured with him on his Bad tour. Bubbles now resides in an animal sanctuary, he is no longer safe to be let out to play with the public. Jackson continued to visit his beloved pet with his children, and the chimp would resume a very childish and playful behavior when Jackson was around.

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Michael suffered a rare genetic disease

Michael Jackson was suffering from a rare genetic disease called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency. The condition is just one among the 8,000 or so known rare diseases worldwide

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Michael Jackson's Video Game

Back when Jackson was merely a semi-eccentric star, Sega created a video game property for him, named Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. Moonwalker was notable for being an early example of real-life celebrities appearing in video games, and for using digitized versions of some of Jackson's songs. The game is also unintentionally ironic because Jackson is tasked with rescuing helpless children from a crime boss named Mr. Big (although in hindsight, perhaps it was Mr. Big who was doing the rescuing).

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Michael Jackson Thriller Zombie Vinyl Figure

Imported from Japan! Think what you will of the eccentric 'King of Pop,' but there's no denying that his smash-hit album Thriller and the unforgettable title track and video have left and indelible mark on American pop culture. Fully assembled and painted, this 7" tall, fix posed, vinyl caricature figure presents Michael Jackson as he appeared in the video.


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World's Largest Thriller Dance-Off

The “Thrill the World” event took place in 2008 and over 4,000 people around the world put on their best white gloves and zombie make-up to celebrate Michael Jackson's thriller.
When all was said and done, 4,177 people in 72 cities and 10 nations synchronized by cell phone and performed the Thriller dance for charity.





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Michael Jackson's Punch-Out

Mike L. Mayfield of Citizens Against Safety Goggles created this awesome animation of Michael Jackson in Punch-Out, one of the best NES games ever!

In this game he fights Macaulay Culkin to survive. His monkey, shoes and signature moves are revisited in this funny Nintendo Parody including a Thriller face.